December 2011
1 post
“Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a night. Set him on fire and...”
– Chatroom, #1337
Dec 2nd
October 2011
1 post
“Here at the Brickhouse, some of the antiques are the hosts”
– Leo, #1333
Oct 19th
April 2011
1 post
#1307
Leo: This is a laser, and laser light is coherent.
Dick: In fact, it's the only coherent thing in this show.
Apr 6th
March 2011
1 post
“Prove to me that science is true”
– Tom, #1293
Mar 3rd
February 2011
2 posts
“You can wall-mount ANYTHING if you REALLY want to”
– Tom (#1291)
Feb 25th
“Upside down tomato plants”? Who would want an upside down tomato?”
– Leo, on hydroponics (#1286)
Feb 23rd
“Is there an iPhone in your underwear, or are you just oddly misshapen?”
– Leo (#1279)
Feb 9th
January 2011
1 post
“Either way, wear pants”
– Dick (#1262)
Jan 12th
October 2010
1 post
“Leo’s ball has bluetooth”
–  Ron @ letters (#1189)
Oct 19th
“My favorite character from Star Trek was Spork”
–  Leo (#1188)
Oct 19th
Leo: Have you ever been talking on your home's cordless phone, got in the car, and left while still talking?
Dick: No I haven't - I have no car - but have you ever dialed your remote?
Oct 19th
September 2010
7 posts
“I am wholly ambivalent about the show”
– Mike (letter #1181)
Sep 24th
“Thank you, chat room: you are wrong! Wait… no, you are right.”
– Leo (#1167)
Sep 3rd
“Some day, I might want to do a podcast”
– Dick (#1166)
Sep 3rd
#1160
Tom: If Leo is on the ball, where will you be?
Dick: I'll be here!
Sep 3rd
“Something old something new something mismatched like a shoe”
– Dick (#1164)
Sep 3rd
“People do not realize this, but there is an army of robotic Martha Stewarts that...”
– Leo (#1161)
Sep 3rd
“You should be proud of your jokes, Tom… because somebody should.”
– Dick (#1158)
Sep 3rd
August 2010
6 posts
“(iPhone 4) It’s a piece of crap!”
–  Leo (#1148)
Aug 24th
“I’ve never gone to Disneyland”
–  Tom Merritt (#1155)
Aug 24th
“What month is 24?”
– Leo (#1146)
Aug 18th
1 tag
“The bachelor’s single pot dinner: cook the pasta, melt the cheese and thaw...”
–  Dick,
Aug 6th
1 tag
“Take 2 AAs and call me in the morning”
–  Dick, 2010-07-22
Aug 6th
Luggage
Dick: I would pack clothes I do not want anymore, and take them on vacation, so I go about throwing them away. Leo: Why? Dick: So I can come back with more space on my luggage to put all the stuff I buy. Leo: You could buy extra luggage! Dick: Where’s the fun in that?
Aug 6th
July 2010
2 posts
“I would love to do fireworks. I mean, if Gandalf did them… well, of course...”
– Leo (#1136, 2010-07-18)
Jul 21st
“You may not have a job, but you still have your dreams”
–  Dick (#1129, 2010-07-08, to Tom Merrit, filling in for Leo, who is at FOOcamp)
Jul 9th
June 2010
6 posts
“Henry: this is a serious broadcast! No… I can’t even say that with a...”
–  Leo (#1116, 2010-06-21)
Jun 29th
“Sanyo: instead of wasting a name: one name, two products. Ecological!”
–  Leo (#1118, 2010-06-23)
Jun 24th
“I like it because it’s gimmicky”
–  Dick (#1109, 2010-06-10)
Jun 17th
“As far as we stride to showcase tech, somehow silliness shows up”
–  Dick (#1108 / 2010-06-09)
Jun 16th
1 tag
“Here is my favorite 1/5th of my favorite picture of this zip disk”
– Dick, (2010-06-01)
Jun 10th
1 tag
“Leo: for safety reasons you should consider sitting on a ball on top of a second...”
–  Dick, (2010-06-04)
Jun 7th
May 2010
9 posts
1 tag
Dick: It’s like mother nature said “why make new weather every day?” and just decided to loop the same weather. Leo: Just like the DGW episodes!
May 31st
1 tag
What time does the internet starts? I don’t think it’s up before 7 am - Dick,
May 31st
1 tag
A website is overrated. - Leo
May 31st
1 tag
He is a regular writter… reader… writer… Well, he reads something else, but he writes to us. - Leo
May 31st
1 tag
I think they were going to be called Spring, Summer, Fall and Mildred - Dick,
May 31st
1 tag
I am not a doctor, but I have Dennis come in and say “Dr. De Bartolo…”. I never said I was a doctor, and you can save money on your colonoscopy. - Dick
May 31st
1 tag
Leo: I would like to retire to Italy someday before I die
Dick: Because doing it after dying is boring
Leo: But cheaper
May 31st
1 tag
“Copy is the sincerest form of stealing”
–  Leo 20/05/2010
May 28th
1 tag
“Only use wet water”
–  Leo (17/05/2010)
May 21st
April 2010
3 posts
“We have done as much damage as humanly possible”
– Dick #1065
Apr 9th
“Now I have to look for a garçon boie-ing”
– Leo #1063
Apr 6th
“What would Dick do?”
– Leo #1062
Apr 5th
March 2010
5 posts
“With DST, the darkness plague got pushed back 1 hour”
– Dick #1055
Mar 25th
“The cheapest way to watch 3D TV is to watch TV and have people throw stuff at...”
– Dick #1054
Mar 24th
#1053
Dick: How much bandwith did your butt use?
Leo: A lot, actually!
Mar 23rd
“We are at YouTube at a pretty high quality: 480p. With “high...”
– Leo #1051
Mar 21st
“Leo: sometimes you border on professional”
– Dick #1047
Mar 16th
February 2010
13 posts
“The Daily GizWiz: it server you good”
– Leo #1031
Feb 22nd