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December 2, 2011
Quotation
Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a night. Set him on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
— Chatroom, #1337
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October 19, 2011
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Here at the Brickhouse, some of the antiques are the hosts
— Leo, #1333
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April 6, 2011
#1307 (Chat)
Leo:
This is a laser, and laser light is coherent.
Dick:
In fact, it's the only coherent thing in this show.
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March 3, 2011
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Prove to me that science is true
— Tom, #1293
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February 25, 2011
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You can wall-mount ANYTHING if you REALLY want to
— Tom (#1291)
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February 23, 2011
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Upside down tomato plants”? Who would want an upside down tomato?
— Leo, on hydroponics (#1286)
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February 8, 2011
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Is there an iPhone in your underwear, or are you just oddly misshapen?
— Leo (#1279)
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January 12, 2011
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Either way, wear pants
— Dick (#1262)
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October 19, 2010
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Leo’s ball has bluetooth
— Ron @ letters (#1189)
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Leo:
Have you ever been talking on your home's cordless phone, got in the car, and left while still talking?
Dick:
No I haven't - I have no car - but have you ever dialed your remote?
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